Meaning

1 senses
  1. (Internet, nonstandard)To be able to have.

    If I go to the office, Joe can haz my porpoise if he wants.

Origin

* Nonstandard variant form of can have, from the popular phrase (meme) "I can has cheezbur

* Nonstandard variant form of can have, from the popular phrase (meme) "I can has cheezburger?" supposed to be uttered by cats on the Internet.

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Forms

cans haz, canning haz, canned haz, canned haz
Base formcan haz · to can haz
3rd person singularcans haz
Present participlecanning haz
Past simplecanned haz
Past participlecanned haz

irregular

Present simpleLesson

I, you, we, theycan haz
he, she, itcans haz

Past simpleLesson

all personscanned haz

Present perfectLesson

I, you, we, theyhave canned haz
he, she, ithas canned haz

Future simple (will)Lesson

all personswill can haz

See also

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